Social Media..ness
To so wonderfully increase my awareness of social networking and its ties to media and relevance for my needs, I caught up with an old facebook account I created some 12,000 hours ago. I immediately noticed how plain most facebook pages were. They consist of text and text. The fun thing though is it’s inclusion of several widgets and applications that allow a very above par time browsing through the pages of useless facts and drunken pictures. My favorite widget is a globe that shows where that person has visited and lived and where they would enjoy going. I’ve visited four percent of the world. The world’s land mass. Booya. Big booya. I would like to include a link to my facebook, but you can’t view it unless your logged in I think. That way they suck everyone into this slithering cesspool of widgets. Just kidding. But not really. -Nate

I agree with the “just kidding, but not really” part. They do work hard at sucking you in. I think you can link to your Facebook page, but you’ll just get a preview page unless you’re a member.
Remember to use AP style for these posts, and proofread before you publish.
Ex.:
capitalize Facebook
…its (not it’s) inclusion…
…unless you’re (not your) logged in…
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